What Break Up Lines Were You Served By Your Ex?

Have you ever been served a break up line? Here is the break up lines that was served to people during their break ups by their ex-lovers;

Oluwashola4me, male

Mine was, "Tee, I used to have feelings for you, but I ain't gat no feelings for you anymore." 
It was dumbfounded, because I was still in love with her.

She was my all in all then. I loved her with my whole heart**sobs**She later told me that she thought I'd actually moved on due to my unavailability for some time, hence her breaking up with me. Guess she was insecure. Still feeling it in my heart tho.

Anonymous, female

"You're not just what I thought you were" - I cried my eyes out lol

Anonymous, female

Oohh one time he said to me that I deserved someone better than him coz he isnt the right one for me...the next thing I know he is married with his xgf...
But after that he still want us to be friends  I hate doing it but I need to blocked him in every social media we shared before coz I don't wanna hear all the BS he's talking abt 

Cokacoola, male

She was lyk "you qave me 21 missed call now the iphone my mum bouqht 4 me frm uk fell into d water while vibrating. Its over!!!

Excellencyabia1

She said that I can't feed her and the children with ministry money if we get married that as she is she need someone that is earning from the govt. but she has been calling for us to reconcile because she had that the printing press where I use to work before joining the ministry called me back and I was also licensed in the Anglican Communion within a month.

Sundoj08, male

No comments cos I've never being served but I've definitely served some.. poo was dope, smiling inside while she was all bitter and pitiful.. No hard feelings

Cruzita, female

Real girls don't get dumped we do the serving.

Wilybebsy, female

She was like 'I need a break' till today the break never finish, that was more than a year ago

Bensondrums, male

I did all d serving...never wish t experience one tho cus wen i luv i luv with d whole of my heart

Anonymous, Female

Have never get dumped by a boy I rather end the relationship maybe cus am not yet serious for a real relationship I usually say''I can't do do this anymore am sorry"real girls don't get dumped.

Anonymous, male

She said I am no longer inlove with you but if we have a one year break I will love you again... I refused but she insisted... Not long she dated another guy and later complained to me that the guy was a womaniser and he lies too Much and he also had a small d ick that she needs my dick

Romanychy, female

"you are supernatural somehow and it scares me"

Realhommie, male

She said to me "I dn't think we can be together anymore, It's not you but me, coz of all the tinz i'v done to hurt yu, i'v caused yu so much pains and I'm so sorry.. Just go get someone better for yu deserve better.." And 2 weeks ltr she was fully dating a guy she was alrdy cheating with, got wind of it and i was so heartbroken but life goes on.. Abt 2months ltr she told me she was single, dat she called of the relationship but wldn't say why, Lol... That's women for you oooooo, very complicated beings... This was last year and since then I'm very scared to fall in love agn, Lol.

executioner27

Your siblings are very wonderful and loving but I know they don't approve of our relationship. Your parents too. I know they just like me. Maybe we should keep our relationship a secret until things blow over. We can still see each other and do the things we do. Next thing I know she has moved out of town and hardly takes my calls, replies my BBMs, emails and facebook chats..

At least...no curse or abuse on me 

Brighthp, male

We are not compatible and it's better I walk away this early.....babe bin expecting marriage finz.

Kzy, female

" I was just trying to replace you through her."

AfroKnight

Hmmm. See guys telling us how the ladies served them and babes saying they've never been served. This is an eye-opener. Ladies often initiate the breakup. Impatient selfish beings.
A word to the brothers out there. If she begins to misbehave, fish for a replacement or two. If she gets worse, serve her hot. She's only trying to frustrate you so you'll slowly and painfully breakup with her so she can move on to the next guy. If you just wouldn't take a hint she'll drop the bomb on you.
Best if you preempt her by acting before she's ready.

Ebyoma, female

Though I wish he had told me he's moving on.
while I was hoping for a future with him I found out he has gotten himself another bae and married her.
Such a COWARD!!!

BTW, I'm glad he married his karma..

Eveezy, male

She called me one day nd said "I dnt know wat is wrong wit u, u feel like a god amongst women, u only want one thing frm me, which is sex, I can't continue again" I was jst dumbfounded nd was jst asking "how" little did I know she was already bleeping Sumone else, a month later came bk nd told me, her bf dnt mk her xum

 Ekehwinz, male

She couldnt serve me. I got served by her friend that she will be getting married in a month time.

Blesoh, female

My ex was showing me this attitude then I knew he's up to something. I cajoled him in to loving me more then I dump his sorry ass. Few weeks I met my husband. It was hell for him.

Frakdon, male

She said, go and make money,then come back for me..

Foriz4u, male

She said, "I'm not enjoying my singlehood, I need a fresh start". 

I was like "r u serious?!! singlehood kwa. wat happened to all d serial sex, bday outings, n other gift n special treat I always do wat sisterhood r u talking abt... oboy all dis one I dey talk so na waste of time o na so d babe take cal of 2yrs old relstnshp o...lol... ha.! women?? they're synonymous to evil.

Uyisteven, male

She said "we didn't start the relationship with God in it"..We wer 4lowin our worldly flesh...Now dat she is born again, we shud strt all ovr with no incentive attached...

Nd am emotionally unavailable...
Told d babe we shud jst brk up b4 she says am incapable of habourin any feeling..

And so on…

Wheew! It was gathered that the percentage of heartbroken and dumped men to women is off the charts, we have seen the most ruthless break up lines been served but mostly to men by women, this one na tragedy.